Press Releases

Power Rankings-Week 8»

As we go end week 8, we have clear picture of how the season has played out. The power rankings reflect the standings almost perfectly, and shows the reliability of the rankings. We can expect some changes as the trade deadline approaches.

Finley, Gresham swap addresses»

Houston, TX-The Mustangs continue to be busy in the trade market, courtesy of the Las Vegas Clowns.  Houston sent TE Jermaine Gresham, WR Eric Decker, and their 1st round pick next year to the Clowns in exchange for TE Jermichael Finley.
GM Ron Wolf after the latest trade: “I didn’t expect this to work out, but [...]

Clowns Fire Tomlin»

Coach Mike Tomlin has been asked to step down as Head coach of the Las Vegas Clowns. After a slow 3-3 start, the team has severely under performed and someone has to take responsibility.

Tailgating

MFL Fantasy Bowl VIII»

The Clowns are back on top after cruising to their 4th MFL Championship in 5 years over the New Orleans Sharks Sunday, finally getting revenge for a disappointing loss in Fantasy Bowl II. For at least one more year, the Las Vegas Clowns are back to being the reigning MFL champions.

Wildcard Playoff Recap»

Alex Smith may not have been spectacular in relief of the struggling Manning, but he stepped it up when it counted, leading the Storm to a 4th quarter comeback and a rematch with the rival Las Vegas Clowns in the White Conference Championship.

Question about Edwards’ affair»

Let us have a civilized discussion about politicians and their preferences in women.