Terps Celebrate Division Win, Wants Recognition

By TheAman • Dec 11th, 2009 • Category: Press Releases

-Tampa(AP)

Tampa errupted in cheers Monday night as the clock hit 0 and the Terps clinched the South Division and the first round bye in the playoffs.  After standing on a table and chugging a bottle of Andre, Owner/GM Oster made an issue to the press.  “I promised you victory when I came here, and I now fulfilled that.  Next stop, the Fantasy Bowl!”  He then paused, and glared at the representative from the league.  “Oh, and we’re from Tampa, and we’re called the Terps.  When the Ravens won the Super Bowl, you didn’t hear about the Cleveland Browns winning the Bowl, did you?  So recognize!”

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